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¤Those Who Are Awesomeer Than Yoou.¤

^{We're Awesome.

Why? Why are we awesome? Because we said so! And because we haff mental disabilites, and we're crack babies. What's so awesome about that? Well, the fact that we have them and we're STILL this awesome is pretty dang amazing if you ask me.}

^{Who are we?

We are Sara :: [saraaa.] and Nikki :: [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]}

^{How To Become Awesome Like Us.}
^{Of Course, You'll Never Be Awesome Like Us! But You Can Come Close!}
^{1. Find out if you were a crack baby.

2.If you are a crack baby, great! If not... poor you! Claim you are a crack baby anyways!

3. Do you have a mental disability? Find out!

4. If you do, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you have one anyways!

5. Can you still function dispite all these awesome factors?

6. If you can, Great! If not... poor you! Claim you can anyways!

7. Ask for our approval to be semi-awesome!

8. You are now semi-awesome! (Hopefully)! Now bow down before us!

9. Now you can ask to become awesome!

10. You are now awesome! (Hopefully)! Now, again, bow down before us! This time you must kiss our feet!

11. Now you can ask to become almost-awesomer!

12. You are now almost-awesomer! (Hopefully)! Now, again again, bow down before us! Kiss our feet and feed us grapes! xD

13. Sorry, but that is as close as you can come to becoming awesomer! But be happy! Very few have come this far!}

^{Wannabe Semi-Awesomes

Semi-Awesomes

Fully Awesomes

Almost Awesomers}

2007-07-13 [saraaa.]: ZOMG. You can't die!

2007-07-13 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Is dead*

2007-07-13 [saraaa.]: ZOMG NO! *runs in circles*

2007-07-16 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Giggles*

2007-07-16 [saraaa.]: *stops* *stares* O_O zomg dead people are giggling.

2007-07-18 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Where?!

2007-07-19 [saraaa.]: Omg. Wait. But... you were... and I thought.. and... then how come... *falls over*

2007-07-19 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: *Stares* What...

2007-07-23 [saraaa.]: ^___^ I have no clue.

2007-07-24 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Ok!

2007-07-24 [saraaa.]: YEAH! So what kind of trouble have you been into lately?

2007-07-26 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Ehe, got fired from work.

2007-07-26 [saraaa.]: Nice! How'd you manage this, now?

2007-07-31 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I tried to save a little boy from abuse by his parents and left the counter to get their license plate in the middle of an order...

2007-07-31 [saraaa.]: Ahahaha nice =]] Did you save the little boy?

2007-08-12 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: I gave it to my step-mother.

2007-08-12 [saraaa.]: O_O You did?

2007-08-12 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: Yah, it's sort of her job to take care of stuff like that.

2007-08-12 [saraaa.]: Ooooh, right. Didn't know that.

2007-08-14 [..:TwIStEd* *EsCApE:..]: No, I know you didn't

2007-08-14 [saraaa.]: Well obviously =D

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